HAVE ANY OF YOU GUYS SEEN THIS
OH MY GOD
i pressed reblog like 10 seconds into this
Harry Potter meme ♦ one house [1/1] : GryffindorBy Gryffindor, the bravest were
Prized far beyond the rest.
British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”
American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”
the magic begins | 3: favorite movie - deathly hallows, part 1
"Seems silly, doesn’t it? A wedding. Given everything that’s been going on."
"Maybe that’s the best reason to have it. Because of everything that’s been going on.”
my mom tried to teach our goats to pee in one certain spot by giving them treats when they’d pee in that spot
they think that now whenever they pee they get a treat
so whenever they see my mom
laughed for a solid five minutes
behaviorism gone wrong
Pavlov is laughing in his grave